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Direwolf Biscuits

This post is dedicated to Tundra, Olga, and Apollo. :)

Our direwolf’s thoughts:

 The kitchen can be torture for a pet with a culinary inclined owner. I know my own direwolf sits proper for the entire time I’m cooking, in hopes of receiving scraps. We’ve concocted these biscuits so you don’t have to feel guilty looking into those big brown eyes every time you pick up your chef’s knife. Simply toss one of these down to your most loyal friend.

I wanted to make a treat that had no fillers, no grains, and could be easily made in a standard stocked kitchen. There are no crazy ingredients, and nothing bad for your dog. When developing this recipe, I did a series of scientific experiments along the way to ensure that the dogs thought it was as yummy as it looked to me. When they licked my hands clean of the raw mixture, I knew it was ready for the oven.

End result – all three dogs these biscuits were tested on loved them. Everyone was sitting pretty, politely asking for another round after the initial taste test.

Direwolf Biscuit Recipe

Ingredients:

  • 3/4 cup chopped parsley
  • 1 medium apple, cored and chopped
  • 2 chicken breasts, skinned, de-boned, and chopped
  • 2 medium carrots, chopped
  • 2 eggs

Preheat the oven to 350 F. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper, and spread the mixture over the sheet, about 1/2″ thick. Place in the oven and bake for 15 minutes.

Remove the baking sheet form the oven, and cut the mixture into squares, or cut with a cookie cutter. Place back in the oven at 350 F for 20 more minutes.

After 20 minutes, reduce the temperature to 300 F and bake for an additional 30 minutes, or until the biscuits are at the desired crispiness. Ours were well dried out, but not burnt. Cool and serve up to your direwolves.

Store in an airtight container in the fridge for up to two weeks. We made about ten bone shaped biscuits.

Cook’s note: If using a cookie cutter, don’t discard the edges, your direwolf will like them just as well!

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10 Responses

  1. Nadia says
    May 17, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Do you really have direwolves at home? Or it’s just a nickname you gave to your big dogs?
    I wish I could do something like that for my cats that are ever present when I am cooking, begging for butter or raw meat or sausage. Two of them are visiting, and they are dry food addicts, they draw my cat into this addiction, and she is a raw meat eater. Making some chicken or beef biscuits (formed as little fish) sounds like a good idea – it will give them a healthy crunch.

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  2. Chasmosaur says
    May 17, 2012 at 10:48 am

    No fair – you have to post pictures of your begging direwolves. ;)

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  3. fluffywarthog says
    May 17, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    This is egregious. You can’t just write about your poor, starving, underfed direwolves (whose greedy, mean, cruel owners won’t share all of those delicious-tasting and -smelling kitchen-things with them) and not post pictures of their sad, pleading faces.

    You know, those heartbreaking looks they give you when that chicken’s been roasting for just nearly an hour, filling the apartment up with smells, and you can tell that the only thing in the world that a dog is able to eat (even though she just had a whole bowl of kibble and a Greenie) is a whole roast chicken.

    We. Demand. Pics.

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    • ChoppedGinger says
      May 17, 2012 at 5:22 pm

      Due to popular demand, we’ve posted a pic of our (mini) direwolf, Tundra. She’s very difficult to photograph, as she is convinced that the camera is going to steal her soul, and so cowers behind any piece of furniture, person, or plant that can possibly save her.

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      • fluffywarthog says
        May 18, 2012 at 12:34 pm

        Adorable! Thank you.

        There will never be enough pictures of dogs on the Internet.

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  4. None says
    May 22, 2012 at 7:30 am

    These sound good haha. Sound like a solid snack to just have around. Can I eat them instead of the dogs?! Anyone done that yet hehe?

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  5. Handvolldackel says
    May 24, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    I’ve made them and the dire dachshund most definetely approves: http://handvolldackel.wordpress.com/2012/05/24/when-worlds-collide/

    (and if you want to try them yourself: They taste just like chicken.)

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    • Needs Mead says
      May 24, 2012 at 4:50 pm

      I love that hund face!

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  6. Nadine (@Er1nyes) says
    April 11, 2014 at 4:16 pm

    This sounds amazing and not as disgusting as the liver cake we made (Rhaegar loves them but I will NEVER be able to eat brownies EVER again)

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  7. Nadine says
    October 5, 2014 at 10:50 am

    Made these for my little direwolf on his 1st birthday ( http://i.imgur.com/MGwYfXw.jpg ) and he ‘wolfed’ them down sharpish! But have to ask – we have a fan assisted oven and for some reason we could not get them to ‘crisp’ they were more chewy, what temp should we be baking at to get the results you got?

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