Character Themed Meals- Daenerys Targaryen

We’re dealing with this Wednesday slump by daydreaming about food. Is it any wonder?

Next up in our character themed meals is

Daenerys Targaryen

She’s hot, she’s confident, and she’s a total bad-ass. She embraces each new culture she encounters, folding them into her expanding empire.

Your best suggestions will get incorporated into a meal fit for the mother of dragons. So give it your best shot: What dishes do YOU think typify Daenerys Stormborn?

Out thoughts so far include Mottled Duck Eggs, Sweet Wine with a touch of spice, roasted grapes, and honey cinnamon roasted chickpeas… And no, we’re not serving a stallion’s heart!

Peppercrab Stew

“‘I’d work in your castle, milord. I can clean fish and bake bread, and churn butter. Father says my peppercrab stew is the best he’s ever tasted. You could find me a place in your kitchens and I could make you peppercrab stew.’” (A Clash of Kings)

Peppercrab Stew

Our Thoughts:

We bought these crab at the local market, using feminine wiles to coax a few more crab legs out of the fishmonger’s stall into our bag, free of charge. Imitation crab meat can be used for the faint of heart, or if fresh or frozen crabs are not available- although demolishing the crabs by hand and harvesting the succulent meat is half the fun!  Our recipe makes a hearty, fiery crab stew, suitable to warm you from the inside out on even the coldest of days on the Iron Isles.

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Water of Time for the Passion of the Heart

“Take a quart of white Wine, and a pint of Sack, steep in it as much broad thime as it will wet, put to it of Galingale and Calamus Aromaticus, of each one ounce, Cloves, Mace, Ginger, and grains of Paradise two drams, steep there all night, the next morning distil it in an ordinary still, drink it warm with Sugar.” -A Queen’s Delight, 1655

Water of Time for the Passion of the Heart

Our Thoughts:

Yes, that is actually the title of the recipe. Naturally, I couldn’t resist.

The base mixture, after sitting overnight, was extremely strong. Dark and murky with herb juice and spices, the jar full of thyme needed only a miniature X-wing to closely resemble Dagobah.

We tried to come up with a method of home distillation, with moderate success… Lacking any proper equipment, we rigged a double bowl system with a tent of tin foil to catch and direct the vapors. However, much of the liquid was lost by this method (we got about one serving), and fearing there wouldn’t be enough to go around, we reserved a bit of the unrefined juice for comparison.

The unrefined juice is the color of thick apple cider, with a flavor like a punch in the face. The thyme flavors are foremost and strongest, giving the mixture a very strong herbal quality that reaches all the way to the back of the throat. The spices are also present, but more understated compared to the thyme.

The pseudo-distilled version is clear, and utterly delicious. It’s so good that we immediately determined that we needed more sophisticated distilling equipment. The thyme and spices are a very delicate taste. Starts like sake, then takes on a hint of sourness which fades into a vaguely nutty sweetness, which transitions into a mildly dry finish.

Conclusion? It’s a surprisingly sophisticated beverage, and entirely unlike anything I’ve ever tried before. LOVED it. :)

Water of Time Recipe

Ingredients:

  • 1 quart white wine (a little over one bottle)
  • 1 pint sack
  • a lot of thyme, about 3 oz., or 3 cups
  • 1 tsp. galingale
  • 1 tsp. calamus
  • 1/2 tsp. cloves
  • 1/2 tsp. mace
  • 1/2 tsp. ginger
  • 1/2 tsp. grains of paradise
  • sugar to taste
NB 1 dram = ~4grams, = ~1/4 tsp.
1 ounce = ~24 grams = 1 tsp.

It’s good to be the King… Robert Baratheon’s Ideal Meal

Fit for a king and full of gout!

No wonder King Robert is so large, and there’s little question why the crown was six million gold dragons in debt.

Cheese.

And ale. And venison, mead, bacon, wine, tarts, and a plethora of other tasty, tasty foodstuffs. This meal left two of us utterly stuffed. The roasted veg were all soft and delicious, slightly caramelized from cooking in duck fat and cider. The venison was simply mindblowing. I have no words. The desserts were a wonderful conclusion, and proof of my theory that dessert occupies a different space in the stomach than does dinner. Sweet and delicious, we managed several of each before succumbing to a sensory overload. The honeycakes (forthcoming!) were absolutely divine, though. The Menu