“[Oberyn Martell] forked a stallion black as sin with a mane and tail the color of fire. He sat his saddle as if he’d been born there, tall, slim, graceful. A cloak of pale red silk fluttered from his shoulders, and his shirt was armored with overlapping rows of copper disks that glittered like a thousand bright new pennies as he rode. His high gilded helm displayed a copper sun on its brow, and the round shield slung behind him bore the sun-and-spear of House Martell on its polished metal surface.” -A Storm of Swords
Here’s your runner up from our last poll, having lost to The Hound by just 1% of the votes.
Oberyn Martell is mad, bad, and dangerous to know. He’s got a fiery temper, illegitimate Sand Snake daughters scattered throughout Dorne, and a winning smile. He’s a lover, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
Because he’s Dornish, there probably has to be snake in there somewhere, and certainly a lot of fiery peppers.
What other dishes do you think go with The Red Viper? Extra points for making us laugh, creativity, and justifying your answers…