“[Oberyn Martell] forked a stallion black as sin with a mane and tail the color of fire. He sat his saddle as if he’d been born there, tall, slim, graceful. A cloak of pale red silk fluttered from his shoulders, and his shirt was armored with overlapping rows of copper disks that glittered like a thousand bright new pennies as he rode. His high gilded helm displayed a copper sun on its brow, and the round shield slung behind him bore the sun-and-spear of House Martell on its polished metal surface.” -A Storm of Swords

Here’s your runner up from our last poll, having lost to The Hound by just 1% of the votes.
Oberyn Martell is mad, bad, and dangerous to know. He’s got a fiery temper, illegitimate Sand Snake daughters scattered throughout Dorne, and a winning smile. He’s a lover, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
Because he’s Dornish, there probably has to be snake in there somewhere, and certainly a lot of fiery peppers.
What other dishes do you think go with The Red Viper? Extra points for making us laugh, creativity, and justifying your answers…

“In the airy chambers beneath the rookery, his girl served them boiled eggs, stewed plums, and porridge, while Pycelle served the pontifications.” -A Clash of Kings
